1. staff:

    Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

    We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the issue.

    But this…

  2. sluttybang:

    British television at its finest

    the hair on the left side of the picture, makes the guy underneath looks like he has a tumor

    (Source: gerardwhy, via call-it-what-you-wantt)


  3. echoesofoswin:



    finish this sentence: m

    y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

    What the actual fuck

    (via call-it-what-you-wantt)

  4. imjustonekid:


    buster, you’re 8 years old. stop having an existential crisis.

    You’d have one too if you were 8 for 14 seasons.

    (Source: arthurtimothyread, via call-it-what-you-wantt)

  5. the-unpopular-opinions:

    I don’t understand the tumblr-wide obsession with lumpy-faced reptilian oatmeal men.

    It baffles me just how many people think these men are the physical embodiment of sex. I know everybody has different tastes in what they find attractive, but I’d be willing to bet the majority of fans wouldn’t give any of these men a second-glance if they were just average, everyday guys walking down the street.

    I’m starting to wonder if there’s some sort of tumblr-wide competition that I’m not aware of where everybody looks for the ugliest men in tv or film, then attempts to build the biggest fanbase for them.

    Couldn’t have said it better myself.

    (via call-it-what-you-wantt)

  6. beben-eleben:

    Chocolate Solar System

    (Source: wickedcloth.es, via 7mice)


  9. jaclcfrost:

    [drops a hint] [drops a few more hints] [trips over them] [knocks over a table]

    (via nine-days-queen)

  10. Miley gets upset because she says that a fan got in trouble for taking pictures

    (Source: shescyrus, via callmenoel-le)